Story Synopsis:

Young conspiracy theorist John Woke's suspicions are confirmed when he stumbles upon a satanic Masonic ritual while on a school trip to Washington D.C. As the Masons prepare a royal sacrifice, Elvis, Michael Jackson, Princess Di and Bigfoot crash the party and thwart the Mason’s diabolical plan.

Johnny learns he is now a target for the combined forces of evil and that an armada of Grey aliens is now en-route to Earth to seize him for their own nefarious gain. In order to save himself, and the planet, John must use his knowledge of conspiracies to prevent an anal probing of apocalyptic proportions.